As I mentioned in my previous post, I'm giving away Vanessa at her civil partnership ceremony on Saturday 18th; this has engendered no small amount of panic as for some time I've been without breasts.
They split.
But I've only been out once since March so I've been in no great rush to get new ones. Mind you time marches on and I was beginning to get nervous about not having ordered new boobies.
So yesterday I followed up on Vanessa'a advice and checked out
amoena.co.uk. Not to bore you too much, I went for the Classic Contact ones and thought £115 wasn't too bad 'til I got to the ordering page (you have to email them and they provide you with access) and discovered the cost was per boob! What sold them was they are self-adhesive. You see, my last ones spilt and I have half a half-baked idea it was using adhesive that caused them to spilt. That or Tranformation's "cheap 'n shoddy" policy has been at work again.
Anyhows, a few phone calls later (they are really helpful) and they knew the boobs were for me, I had them ordered and they arrived at the office this morning, so I signed for them in front of a prospective client. And yes, they were in plain packaging... as promised.
I went for a C cup and am now wondering if I've gone a bit over the top! Never mind, just have to be bold as brass. Each one comes in its own carry case, complete with instructions and cleaning fluids etc. Total cost £245.73. But they are the Rolls-Royce of silicone tits. I understand they can be used with hairy chests, but I'll have to read the destructions first. Well you know, if I'm lazy and don't wax I need to know if they stick to anything.
OK, next things already on order are an evening dress and matching shoes for the evening dinner and cabaret, but you're not going to find out about those until after the event - a girl has to have a few surprises up her sleeve...
